Shed Song, Poems, Jokes
Shed Song
After the singing of happy birthday to Keith Grieve on 3rd June 2011, Ted was most moved by the occasion and has penned as follows: I was very impressed with the singing of “Happy Birthday” last Friday it led me to think about having our own Melba Shed song to sing at some stage during our meetings. I have penned a very basic verse based on the tune and theme of “The Road to Gundagai” – mainly because it is easy to sing and everyone knows it.
I’m calling it “Until something better comes along” because I know there are some very competent poets in our group who will come up with some much better suggestions. We may finish up with several Melba Shed songs. Meanwhile here’s my effort (Editors note: “please someone save us!”)
John Burrowes Poems
Anzac Day 2010 Anzac Day
Orbost Trip Nov 2010 Poem Orbost or Bust
Harry Redferns Poems
Harry’s Poem Re Don Gruber – On 8th June 2018 the meeting commenced with a minute’s silence to remember our founder Don, who sadly passed away on 3 June. Harry Redfern then read out the following poem that he had composed in Don’s honour. What Did Don Do?
Our Morning Ride by Harry Redfern
The Bullocky’s Dog by Harry Redfern
Move On Poem by Harry Redfern to Lindy Hou
On Ted Tregillgas having coffee with cyclers at Black Pepper 29th Jun 2015
John insists of course that this is all fabrication. The truth be told: he did not actually fall of his bike; but his pride was quite fractured!
Poem about Wally Blumenfeld by Harry Redfern
Other Poets
Peter Mitchell’s ditty on John’s fall
Peter Mitchell provided this ditty on “The Most Functional English Word”:- Shit
Peter has continued to excel with these further ditties: In The Beginning Irish Speedos When you’re from the country Wine Merchant Gay Wayne
Ted Tregillgas’s ditty on John’s fall
Jokes and Funny Things
A selection of funny jokes relayed at Shed meetings or through emails. Sometimes a broad mind might help!
Note: Melba Shed takes no responsibility for any of these
If you want to check if some things might be a hoax see here or try the Federal Government’s Scamwatch if you have any general fears
Annual Melba Shed Intelligence Test Thanks to Jimbo
Food Allergy Party: Les Miserables Parody – “One Grain More” Thanks to Tezza
RAAF F-111 Belly Landing An amazing SBS doco video about a junior RAAF pilot landing an F111 after it lost a wheel during takeoff. Thanks Tezza
Michelle Jenneke meets Mac Faulkner of Forever Alone for Steve
Amazing Anagrams Thanks to Tezza for passing this on
The New Pledge of Allegiance Thanks to Tezza for passing this on and stating “By a 15 yr. old school kid who got an A+ for this entry“
Pat Condell’s Godless Comedy A pommie humourist with pungent videos on You Tube and Dot Sub. Thanks to Tezza
Humorous Bike Cleaning Thanks to Bill M
Catholic School Came through Tezza
The Importance of Walking Thanks to Power Lawrence
Petstar Einstein This bird says amazing things. Came through Tezza
Bear Counting in Canada This is quite funny! This video clip is great for animal lovers and young children — Momma Bear and her three very young cubs in the wild of northern Ontario, Canada. Humane wildlife experts taking a winter bear census right in the hibernation dens. You’ll love this, besides the cute precious 6 week old baby bears (eyes still closed) the guy (Rick Mercer) has some of the funniest lines. This is a special video of re tagging a mommy bear. Came through Tezza
Halleluiah Chorus This video from the small Yupiq Eskimo Village of Quinhagak, Alaska , was a school computer project intended for the other Yupiq villages in the area. Much to the villagers’ shock, over a half million people have viewed it. Thanks to Peter Tilley
Owed to Computer Spell Checkers Latest ditty from Jimbo
Summary of Life Came through Tezza
The New America Came through Tezza
Bananas Came through Tezza
Flight 1549 Jan 2009 Hudson River Thanks to Peter Tilley
The Perfect Man and Woman Came through Tezza
Obama, The Musical… so clever Came through Tezza. Very funny!
The View from Mt Everest: 360 degrees Thanks to Peter Tilley
Brain Study Came from Tezza
Check for Alzheimer Thanks to John Arundel
Rugby Rules OK Thanks to Harry Redfern
Drunk Driver True story from Australia Thanks to Harry Redfern
The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist Came through Tezza
On Parrots Another classic from Anonymous of Spence
Change Your Words {one minute clip} Thanks to Peter Mitch
Il Volo Clip Thanks to Bill M
Enjoy what you have Thanks yo Terry
New Bill in Holland to End Multiculturalism Not a funny things but interesting
The Incredible Magdeburg Water Bridge in Germany Fascinating Thanks to Terry
You cannot hide in a huge crowd (New Technology) THIS IS HOW THE POLICE CAN NOW IDENTIFY RIOTERS & TROUBLE MAKERS USING HIGH DEFINITION ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY. DON’T THINK OF HIDING YOURSELF AMONGST THOUSANDS…………….YOU CAN BE VERY EASILY DETECTED & IDENTIFIED. Using the same technology as Google Earth to track you. You can zero in on any one specific single face. The clarity is unbelievable.
Space Shuttle Cockpit…..Take a look! Just click on picture and move the mouse in any direction to scan. Great picture! Don’t forget to look at the ceiling! So many buttons, so little time! Thanks to Terry
Jetman !!! This is a great video. If you have ever wanted to fly…. This is worth watching, enjoy, and the scenery is great! Thanks to Terry
In The Beginning Thanks to Peter Mitchl
Irish Speedos Thanks to Peter Mitchell
When you’re from the country Thanks to Peter Mitchell
Wine Merchant Thanks to Peter Mitchell
Gay WayneThanks to Peter Mitchell
The Deep The first part of this just looks like an awesome screen saver, but watch it & see what this girl does to that one shark near the end. Thanls to Peter Tilley
Shit – Peter Mitchell provided this ditty on “The Most Functional English Word”
Hans Klok and the “Divas of Magic” do 10 illusions in 5 minutes Thanks to Tezza
A dangerous mobile phone A spoof ( I hope!) on what bad people can do with cell phones
UK Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer
First Book of Government Not 100% sure what this means but its topically funny
One Word or Two Thanks to Tezza
Cycliste exceptionnel Thanks to Power Laurence. He should be giving Shed members lessons!
Short History of Italian Politics
“Stand By Me” – AWESOME!!!! Take the time to listen. This is a video of street singers from around the world being recorded, overlayed and mixed with one another while singing the song “Stand By Me”. It is a marvel to listen to and watch. They all deserve to be heard. The finished product is tremendous! So turn up the speaker volume and enjoy. Thanks to Peter Tilley
Pink Curtains Thanks to Cherry from LL
Korea’s Got Talent Thanks to our resident commic “Anomymous of Spence!”. Been a thick email dialogue on this with varying htoughts on the young singer. However he does have an impresive voice
A few Funnies from Anonymous of Spence
The Worlds Longest Password A blonde joke!
Sunday morning music – four tenors AMAZING GRACE Sung by 4 Tenors. Quite stunning! Thanks Terry and JF
Fishing at it’s best Fishing at its best! U don’t need a fishin rod….U need a bloody helmet!
POPCORN (This will blow your mind). Check this out! This is probably what it does to our brain cells – like putting your head in a microwave . And we’re supposed to believe that cell phones are safe? Thanks Tezza
The UN had decreed that the US dollar is to be replaced by the Chinese Yuan. As they say: Sex sells!
John has thanked us for an enlightening 2010 and wishes us a happy 2011
The Digital Story of the Nativity As defined by Google’s ever increasing presence in our lives. Thanks to Ted, one of the band of email comics!
The Haircut! Thanks to Terry our prolific email comic!
Ted’s cartoon comment on a wireless world
Christmas choir Again thanks to Terry and his band of email comics!
Banner out the front of a pub “Husband Day Care Center” Thanks to Peter M
