A Few Funnies from Anonymous of Spence

 

A worker who was being paid by the week approached his employer and held up his last paycheck.

"This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," he said.

 

"I know," the employer said. "But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained."

 

"Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake," the worker answered, "but when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."

 

 

Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."

Black employee: "I'm a protected minority."

Female employee: "And I'm a woman."

Oldest employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."

They all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay...

 

 

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he bought a soft drink.

He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the

roadside.

 

One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man

came along behind and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other

was about 25 feet behind filling in the old

 

"Hold it, hold it," the fellow said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with this digging?"

"Well, we work for the county government," one of the men said.

"But one of you is digging a hole and the other is filling it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the county's money?"

"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us, me, Joe and Mike. I dig the hole, Joe sticks in the tree and Mike here puts the dirt back."

 

"Yea," piped up Mike. "Now just because Joe is sick, that doesn't mean we can't work, does it?"