The boys from Men’s Shed are rejoicing,
They’re full of unrestrained joy
The object of their ecstasy?
An exciting brand new toy!
Yes, their Ferrari has arrived
With beauty and features galore,
And she’s set to make their lives easier
What red-blooded bloke could ask for more?
There’s been many a sharp intake of breath
As they’ve cast their eyes along her length,
And a perceptible purr of pacemakers
As they’ve marvelled at her strength!
They reckon she’s not much good under the bushes
But in the long grass she’s really beaut.
She’s comfortable, easy to get started
And from a blokes perspective considerably cute?!
Now, I reckon they’ll all be thinking they’ve died
And gone to heaven up above,
Guess there’s just no accounting
For the contraptions our fellas love!!
Now, if a bloke should go missing
The girls will know exactly where he’ll be found
He’ll be over at Men’s Shed
Driving that bloody mower round and round!!
MARJE HOLGATE 2011